At some point in your life you will find yourself using this phrase. I think it's fairly useful for the best part. Recently, i believe i've been over using it. I think i would like a word with the 'shit cow'.
To get to the 'shit cow' you need to go to a building. It's just an ordinary grey office style building. The ones you see in cities that look boring to work in, the people are often boring, leading their boring little office job lives. Anyways, you walk in and it just looks like any other reception, with the cleaned floor you can see your reflection in. The rectionist that doesn't really want to be there but just does it to make enough money to get by, but she's always pleasant enough. She doesn't need you to speak; she just motions towards the elevator and smiles. You automatically know which floor to get into. It's not a great walk across the reception, but you would rather not walk it. Once you get into the elevator, the doors shut and it automatically goes up, though you're not too sure if it really is moving, you have no sense of moment, nor time for that matter. It's a pretty normal looking elevator. With it's mirrored back wall and brass railing around the side. Probably fit six people in comfortably, but thankfully you travel alone. You're not sure how long it takes to get to the 79th floor of a building which only looks about 10 stories...max. The elevator, extremely slowly mind, detiorts, you don't notice at first but when you hear the faint ping of it reaching the 79th floor you realize just how cool it has become, how it smells musty and that the brass needs cleaning and the mirrors shining. As you step onto the floor your not sure which way to go. Left or right? Left, only because you just feel it. It's a very long corridor where there are no echoes, no noise just doors randomly placed. When you get to the end, 10 minutes to 1 hour you don't know you go left, second right then it's there. Just an ordinary looking door. Nothing says it's the 'shit cows' door, you just know. You don't need to knock the door opens because the 'shit cow' already knows your coming.
This is how the conversation would go:
person a: shit cow?
shit cow: yes? it's taken you longer then you thought and i guess i know the question you will ask?
person a: what? you mean why you do
shit cow: yes, why do i give you so much shit?
person a: why? do i deserve it? have i done something so terrible in my past life? i'm just an ordinary human being; i live an honest life in an honest job, so why bring me down so much?
shit cow: it's not a matter what of do and don't deserve. 'shit happens' i can not control it who to or how much. it just gets processed. cows get milked, but i don't produce milk, just shit.
person a: but why?why not spread it evenly? or give the people who do deserve it a piece? not just the poor people who try to live honestly?
shit cow: it's not up to me, nor is it a matter or who does and does not deserve it. it just happens, for no reason or reason which you must take or believe in yourself. many people may not get what they want or do get what they don't but take from it and grasp every opportunity, every door closed a window will be left a jar.
person a: no matter what 'shit happens' and it's just going to keep going on until for some reason you stop on me?
shit cow: I can not say what will or will not happen that is not unto me. all i do, all my job is, is to provide the shit for something to happen. just remember you may get what you don't deserve but something will be in it for you, look with your senses other then your eyes.
With that you just feel empty. his words ring in your mind but no connection takes hold, no form or meaning can be placed. you walk back down the echoless corridor back into a world where shit happens for no real reason, for no real existence. You find yourself lost in a world where you can't grasp the concept of meaning to existence
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Kooky i know.